Morning All,
We have had 4 group stage matches so it’s about time I did a quick update! It’s still all to play for in Group A with any one of the 4 being able to qualify. The Barca Bitches have to win their remaining games to qualify!
Group A | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | Den Perry Did It | T1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 252 | 9 | |
2 | Brewer’s Boys | T4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 264 | 7 | |
3 | Red Snapper’s Gone | T3 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 175 | 4 | |
4 | Barça Bitches | T2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 235 | 3 |
We have exactly the same situation in Group B with any of the teams being able to qualify, this time Scott McSauce FC being in the Hot Seat.
Group B | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | VAR sucks | T2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 236 | 9 | |
2 | Jerlinton | T4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 244 | 7 | |
3 | Stokie Bloke | T1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 243 | 4 | |
4 | Scott McSauce FC | T3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 186 | 3 |
Group C sees Kante Neck a Pint still top of the group but after losing the gap has closed, are they choking their 6 point lead? Fly needs a miracle and a rocket up the arse with a 13 point score last week. Shocking.
Group C | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | Kante Neck a Pint | T4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 228 | 9 | |
2 | Shylass @ the finish | T2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 227 | 6 | |
3 | Green Mountain Boys | T1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 206 | 6 | |
4 | Fly | T3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 179 | 3 |
Gylfi Pleasures takes the lead on 3 wins despite a quite terrible score of 25 worsened only by his opponent Celtinha’s 20.
Group D | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | “Gylfi Pleasures” | T4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 236 | 9 | |
2 | Celtinha | T1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 235 | 6 | |
3 | Focus_On_Your_Admin | T2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 234 | 6 | |
4 | Werewolves of London | T3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 204 | 3 |
Congratulations to Mo Son Jesus is King on being the first to qualify with 4 wins out of 4, and T2 and T3 yet to play eachother. They sit top of National League A after joining the leagues this year. One to look out for this guy! Crystal Palestine’s problems deepen as they are the first team who cannot qualify for the knockouts. Where has it all gone wrong since winning the FA Cup. The manager is said to be inconsolable, players are revolting, even a desperate wildcard couldn’t help the guy. Sorry Lewis if you’re reading this.
Group E | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | Mo Son Jesus is King | T4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 248 | 12 | |
2 | gallifrey fc | T2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 218 | 6 | |
3 | Guten Mjurgen | T3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 212 | 6 | |
4 | Crystal Palestine | T1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 173 | 0 |
Brutal Deluxe has all but qualified, without a ridiculous collapse (Crystal Palestine style – sorry I’ll stop now!) they have qualified. A dogfight between Abra Dubravka and WhiteBoysDay is happening with them tied in H2H results it will go down to counting back the goals scored in the group stages which I’m too hungover to do right now.
Group F | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | ★Brutal Deluxe★ | T3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 247 | 12 | |
2 | WhiteBoysDay | T4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 179 | 6 | |
3 | Abra Dubravka | T1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 215 | 6 | |
4 | The Flying Squirrels | T2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 188 | 0 |
Group G is a right humdinger! All 4 teams have won 2 and lost 2. 6thGoal and bit snotty have both lost their last two! Will the two previous Champions League winners in Rumours and Gallowgators out wit their Banterbury newcomers compatriats?! Again I’ll leave counting back the goals scored for another week!
Group G | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | 6thGoal | T4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 234 | 6 | |
2 | Rumours | T1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 219 | 6 | |
3 | Gallowgators | T2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 217 | 6 | |
4 | bit snotty | T3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 203 | 6 |
Another congratulations goes out to FC Eire Lillium who has qualified as @ThatFPLPodcast can only tie their points tally and FC Eire Lillium wins on the H2H. A win this week means Son of a Pitch won’t be able to claim a top seed in the KO draw!
Group H | Team | Win | Draw | Loss | FPL Pts | Pts | ||
1 | FC Eire Lillium | T1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 250 | 10 | |
2 | Son of a Pitch | T2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 210 | 6 | |
3 | @ThatFPLPodcast | T4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 241 | 4 | |
4 | Ripcurl82 | T3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 197 | 3 |
As always any problems just leave a comment or drop me a DM. Feel free to chat about anything, always here, even if you just want puppy pictures to cheer you up as I have LOADS of them. Pippa helped me pick my captain this week – Pepe! We’ll see how that goes!
Good luck to everyone in the final stages of the groups. I go flying (CoronaVirus dependant) to Merible next Sunday for a week long skiing trip so the last update will be when I return! Hopefully all in one piece!
Cheers guys
Stu (@StuLord)